still using my pizza gateway 3000 🐄

I feel like ‘guys’ could work alright

why I shop at night or as close to closing time as possible, and also why I have no issue getting close with people as and assertive for space or passage. you wanna go in public and act like nobody else exists? I’ll act like you don’t exist

skill issue

this is how we do pour over bean juice en mi casa

she’s queen, dear lord

I’ve been known to playfully lick or kiss a lady pit. I’ma get up in there eventually 😏

goatse left such a cultural impact

Lfg

usually clean up the nine iron with a brush, close enough

now… I know I can search gag reflex girlfriend and the results I’ll get and enjoy, but… what’s the particular one you mention about

anything but the boo box!