Checkmate Wisconsinites

I wish it did that to me

completelty

Perfect.

Damn nature, you scary

Dependopatomus

That’s good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with seis leches. Then you’re in trouble, huh?

🤢

Count me among the weirdos then

This is the exactly perfect response to this post. No other response is worthy, including this one.

Ah, kind of like how the_donald happened.

Ah, the best gift under Halliburton’s tree that year.

Needs more X’s