I’m sorry I’ve had exactly one cat that I’ve given semi-unlimited food and he did not move anywhere speedily, ever. Saying hello or even walking to get fed was at most at a brisk trot lol

To be fair, that is a very nice bosom.

C’Radishu

I don’t think OOP has thought this one through, tasting things through my butt would be one of the last things I’d wish for

Decent way to end up with a manslaughter charge

And they’re not gonna figure out that it was you that reported them, and justifiably get mad about it? Just write a note man, it’s way easier and better for everyone.