Billegh

It’s super effective!

Juerto Jrico

You misspelled “Gays”

Would like to say that the same amount of it goes through your liver. The issue is that your body absorbs it faster through the mucous membranes than through your stomach and small intestines. So you get the drunk feeling faster, and possibly more drunk because of the rate of processing it.

Yeah, I absolutely read that as “nudes” and spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to find them.

Pourquoi le crocodile a-t-il tué le macaron avec la pièce de vingt-cinq cents plaquée nickel?

I’m willing to risk it.

But I’d look like Will Ferrell opening that tiny phone on SNL. So cool

I have grown accustomed to a certain standard of shitpost, and this really isn’t living up to that level.

Shit, I didn’t know I wanted this until just now.

Freshness seal?

Unxzs

Cornichons?

Or “sprinklering” if you’re in the yard at the time.