Be the change you wish to see.

We’re glad you came out from living under that rock.

Counter-counterpoint - this is clearly satire.

Also, yeah, nothing is more unmanly than caring about looking manly.

Well I’m extremely concerned with what I do with my peepee, so it makes sense the creator of the universe should be, too. I’m not a narcissist, btw.

Not the most ridiculous official united states account I’ve seen today.

Of course it’s a joke, but I am genuinely curious about why the 3d printed part looks so shitty.

Not needing food or shelter anymore because you’re dead is also great for your budget.

To be fair, it was the math enjoyer’s 4/20 yesterday. You’ve reached math wizard status when you can turn any day into 4/20.

This. A fast food addict is a future ozempic patient.

Doesn’t it cause weight loss by killing your appetite?

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You might think him silly, but look, the bread hasn’t been stolen.

When your mom enunciates the Bruce, you know you’re in big trouble.

Corneo’s just a fall guy. The Shinrats are the real crooks.

Damn, this guy was all over the Epstein files. Shame we don’t know who it is.

Unless you picked one of the races with the racial ability of aggressively pooping when enemies are nearby.

Aircraft shot down over shallow waters can even turn into coral reefs! Wow!