Just read that (at least 3D) printers will become even more evil

(seriously, lol, or should I say, lmao, at whoever thought about doing this kind of shit unironically)

6 gremlins

A nice fella totally unrelated to your progenitor

Why does Mart have to die?

No, no. It’s german for “The Mart The”

side eyes walmart nervously

Let me rephrase:

I know Github is somewhat despised around here (because it’s owned by Microsoft), but there’s a site named Guthib.com whose only purpose is telling people they spelled “Github” wrong.

This post reminded me of this.

Also, lemmy . worf

I know GH bad and all that, but there’s https://guthib.com/

Edit: apparently I misremembered and it doesn’t redirect you

Reminds me of this:

Director: Action.

Krusty: Hey, hey! It’s your old pal Krusty, with my new pork sandwich, the Klogger. lf you can find a greasier sandwich, you’re in Mexico!

[Krusty laughs and munches on the hamburger.]

Director: And we’re clear.

[Krusty spits out the hamburger.]

Krusty: Perfect. Cut, print, kill the pig.

In the name of the Divorced Father, the Child Neglect, and the Holy Musk.

This sermon brought to you by RAID SHADOW LEGENDS®™ and Grok

Never heard of Timbaland before (and I only knew Aaliyah by name), but now I’ll avoid it.

Thanks!

Never heard of Timbaland before, but now I’ll avoid it.

Thanks!

I’m not sure what the third sentence means. Some context pls?

A lot of nazis fled to Argentina, where “pete” is slang for blowjob.

I’m sure there’s a joke in there somewhere, but too tired rn ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I just can’t look, it’s killing me… She’s talking to pest control

Ah, nice to know, thanks.

Is that client-specific? I bounce between Voyager and Jerboa for reasons. Voyager has user tags, and I have some people tagged as “Fave” there, but I can’t find that in Jerboa.

I rarely use the web interface, and haven’t looked there.

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If he doesn’t pick up after ringing once I’ll just hang up