I don’t do it to piss people off. I do it because their behavior is dangerous and I would like to keep my insurance premium as low as possible. If I can’t see, or if the person behind me is putting me in a position where suddenly slowing down would be unnecessarily dangerous, I must slow down to the extent the law allows until I can pull off to the side. Motherfuckers around where I live tailgate like it is their hobby and will do it on the freeway with multiple open passing lanes.

it’s srs bsns

If you tailgate me I will slow down to give you the appropriate following distance. I do not want to be rear ended if I have to come to a sudden stop. If you have a problem with this I invite you to give three seconds of distance or pass.

no way lol

Edit: you had me going there

It is very uncharitable to this Alex Cohen fella to assume he is being sincere, but I absolutely believe an MBA would think this is a good idea

God I love bread. Baguettes, brioche, boule, sourdough, rye, wheat, white, focaccia, ciabatta, babka, soda bread… Damn now I’m hungry

I love dairy on its own merits, they didn’t need to install the DFA MKULTRA trigger word in me

Nothing to ad, I’m just here to dogpile on marketing majors

combat it is then. see you at dawn, bastards!

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A wizard???

I remember one time I had to push my car home in the snow,

Okay fine I’ll switch to light beer for the evening

28?! You’ve been busy!

What? But he was just Harry.

Eh, fair enough. Still, toilet paper usa was only part of MAGA. Those losers liked Kirk because they thought he was smart and cool. Trump is their Daddy. I’m not even making that up to be gross, they see him as a patriarch.

take my coffee and perish

He wasn’t the leader of a national cult. You’d stop seeing his face eventually but it would take a while.

Those people’s position is that Harris was too liberal. Not voting out of spite for the Dems was stupid, but let’s at least get their position correct.

Oh you’d definitely see a lot of his face for a while