I have always liked Owen Wilson’s acting but after meeting him I realized they he isn’t really acting in most of his movies, he is just delivering lines as himself. I still like his movies it was just kind of a neat realization.

I used to have a pre-filled salt grinder that said “freshly ground for fresher taste”. I always thought “you don’t understand how rocks work” whenever I would read it.

Kash Patel looks like he just threw up in his mouth.