Dark Souls, Protestant Uprising DLC:

• All health items are reskinned as various types of potluck casserole.
• Wall art updated with children’s drawings of random Bible scenes.
• Library has various weird children’s books, the entire collection of Veggie Tales, the Ten Commandments, and Mel Gibson’s Passion of the Christ, (VHS only).
• Visible signs of water damage on the carpets and tiled ceiling.
• The parking lot is full of Lincoln Towncars that look like they have never been driven anywhere and farm trucks that look like they’ve been driven everywhere.
• Parishioner characters on site increase dramatically during Christmas and Easter, then disappear the following Sunday.

Public transit.

Kraken ✅

Bigfoot 🚫

deleted by creator