Well, he’s no stranger to love. You know the rules, and so does he. He’s never gonna give you up. He’s never gonna make you cry…

…he might make you cry.

I’ve seen people in society. Pretty sure that happened like 15 years ago.

I’m not sure if that makes it better or worse. If they were a real person it would be better. But being that it’s a fictional character, it means the writters named him “Fatso”.

Because of the incident? Or for fun?

Yay!

…am I one of those two people?

Well, the safe to ignore part is incorrect.

It do be pretty hot, tho, so your fingie is going to be ouchie burn burn.

Is this account an AI thats been fed dialog exclusively from Josh from Let’s Game It Out?

All that’s left is for a conversation about eating food, and your reply is

MMMMMMMM!!! Nommie nommie nom!

When I was a kid, I did some stupid things. And then the other kids punched me.

I stopped doing stupid things.

What I’m saying here, is that kids need to go back to punching the stupid kids. Someone should have punched whoever thought of this.

First Narrator: It’s not.

My body feels like I’m the one that a house fell on, as teenagers steal my shoes.

I JUST SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF!!!

Nah. Let him go full nuke!

I’d hire him.

I mean, I don’t have a company, or employees, but if I did…I’d hire him.

To be fair…fuck the draft.

I’d set it there before I put it on. Then never change it.

The president is spineless. Does that count?

That’s the world we’re headed towards. AI overlords, and NBC transitions from “The more you know” to “The less you know”.

uses axe to decapitate HeHoXa

…what?