You gotta have a legitimate British theater actor in your space wizard movie to sprinkle in a touch of authenticity.

Imagine this is your understanding of “communism” and the history of southeast asia.

Would explain some of the unironic tankposting I’ve seen.

But it’s what plants crave.

I can’t blame them for catering for their largest, sustained fanbase.

A lot of autistic people lean towards eating ultra-processed foods because it’s a predictable sensory experience. They might order a burger, but request no tomato/pickles. Or a pizza, but only cheese and pepperoni.

It follows that an autistic person might eat children’s food into adulthood because it’s what they know.

Of course not all autistic people are like this, but it’s why a platter with dinosaur nuggets and spaghettio’s would be called an autistic sampler.

They were ascii characters in a very peculiar order.

Multiple times I’ve seen NIMBYs vote down light rails and other public transit options. They’ll talk about taxes and traffic, but it always boils down to them not wanting “undesirables” having access to their amenities.

Bro can I send you $200 for an online course on how to be as based as you? This shit belongs in a podcast.

It is if you’re a lazy bottom.

What do you get when you put a plankmaxxer on a plank?

This is actually kind of interesting to me because I hadn’t ever considered they would be grown vertically like that as opposed to racks stacked on top of each other.

It’s certainly toilet paper behavior.