I do NOT set the clock on my microwave. Damn ghostly lights keeping me up in the middle of the night.

Try holding down the "2″ or "3″ for 5–10 seconds.

Then there’s me LOSING MY DAMN MIND because I can’t figure out how to clear the one second off of the microwave and being INFURIATINGLY MAD at the jerk who left one second on the microwave.