originalucifer

pfft. ive cut better lines than yours before.

but zmodem can totally restart an interrupted tx!

is that person suffering a stroke? are they ok?

yep. i wanted a reddit clone and lemmy just wasnt doin it… plus it interacts with microblogs natively (mastodon)

catnip eh… how do you feel about catsweat

true story;

im comin back through customs in the bahamas to get on plane the the unites states. i am drunk and stoned out of my gord because we decided to ‘get rid of everything’ before we headed for home…

so i get in line and the armed customs officer looks my drunk ass up and down, pats me down… lifts up my shirt and sticks his finger in the little 5th pocket of my jeans… and pulls out a tiny baggie. you know, the little mini ziplock baggies.

i just about shit my freakin pants right there wracking my brain for what the fuck i bought that would be in that baggie.

computer screws… specifically a set of screws for a hard drive install. you got me officer, is nerd.

its drugs. always been for drugs.

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still weirdly relevant

i gotta respect someone that keeps the post up, and corrects themselves. i really try and do the same, even if i had put my foot in my mouth.