I think mine is just making sure I’m alive

She will wake me up if I sleep later than usual, but if I “mrow” and pat her head, she’ll lay next to me and let me go back to sleep

If they taught Shays Rebellion in your middle/high school, you went to a much better school than I

That seems inefficient. Surely they know a cheaper weed dealer than I do

I will point out that when selling cadavars was legal, murders went up from people looking to cash in.

It would be difficult to ensure the dead actually died through accident or natural causes rather than having been killed for their meat.