The most terrifying words from in the English language are: “I’m from the government, and I’m here to help.”

Government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem.

– Senile retired actor mouthpiece for the ultra-wealthy

I will not submit to tone policing or censorship.

Lol. Lmao, even.

Chronic pain and discomfort can certainly make you want to rush to the end.

We all express love in different ways.

That’s a semantic distinction that doesn’t add to the conversation. Read the room, friend.

Because “like” in the context of the meme means “interested in romantically,” whereas the person you replied to took it to mean “like” in the plutonic sense. It’s a common phrase because strippers are paid to pretend that they want to fuck you, but rarely are they actually romantically attracted to their customers. But if you’re delusional, you might believe they actually want to fuck you.

Ofc, there are exceptions to every rule, but they are few and far between.

Lmao, what did you expect would happen? Obvious troll is obvious.

Which was the original joke from Vine like a decade ago: “oh my god cholesterol!”