

So your point about adapters is legit. That concept should be simple but I guess there isn’t much demand for it.
That said, I think you’ll have a much better experience with a raspberry pi. You don’t even need a bleeding edge model, I have a great desktop experience with a raspberry pi 4 model B with 4GB ram. Looks like currently $120 for 4GB ram, $170 for 8GB ram in the US. Not great prices but probably the best deal you could find and probably worth not buying 3x $40 adapters. If you need a temporary PC replacement for mostly web browsing, I recommend giving it a try.
https://www.sparkfun.com/raspberry-pi-4-model-b-8-gb.html?src=raspberrypi

I think this is less about guilting the victim and more about reminding them that people care about them. The assumption is that those who take their own lives feel like no one cares for/loves them.