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Because he must be feeling pretty blue these last few years

Not that hidden if he can play piano with it

Now this is shitposting with style

I’ll take a stick figure meme made in Paint over AI. Literally just put the bare minimum of effort into it.

Then you’d be able to report their posts for reason other than “me no like”

Sly and bi

In the same way that the sunlight’s spectrum (or at least the part of it that reaches the Earth’s surface) has the most energy of green wavelengths, which are conveniently in the middle of the light spectrum visible by humans.

They said ruin, not upgrade

Let Jesus take the… rudder?

Of course it does. Check behind you

Invades Poland with what? More drones?

There are three periods in a man’s life:

• he believes in Santa
• he doesn’t believe in Santa
• he is Santa

Kompetitive

“Oh, you’re a geologist? Name every rock”

“Challenge accepted”

“Wait no-”

This one is a hawk two

What I realized at 29 years old is that adults don’t exist. Everyone just figures it out on the fly and pretends to be wiser. Sometimes to elevate ourselves above other people, sometimes to give them an opportunity to steady themselves in the uncertain world.

Realizing my parents, grandparents, school teachers and so on had always been just people hit pretty hard, somewhere in my twenties.

But this also means that everyone deserves to have a moment to stop pretending and just comfort themselves. It’s not a sin to be childish.

That’s the criteria for distinguishing species and subspecies, though, isn’t it? If two specimen can produce non-sterile offspring, they’re the same species.

I was going to say, weren’t humans and Neanderthals interbreeding in some cases

oh god, they’re already evolving into crabs