I see what you did there…

Pretty sure I’d need to be a church or something first. California isn’t a fan of not collecting taxes.

Pretty sure Family Guy did that first?

That’s almost a haiku… no wait, I just sat on syringes 43 through 50… someone please call 911.*

*100% kidding… although I am diabetic 😌

Nice handle. I’m going to try that… I just fill up 50 syringes from 1-50 units, stick them all in and… no, no… I didn’t think this through either 💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉💉

Going to go take a nap my friends, feel a little woozy 😌

So just drinking with friends at home then?

No… wait! Charging strangers to drink at your home 😏🤑

Better than 🦇 wings?

I got two different versions… it’s kinda had to find it without all the silly dressing… the first one also had fake kevlar sleeves… you can clearly hear angry photons getting stuck in the corners until you soak it in a sink full of warm water overnight 🤣

You gotta pronounce it schweaty science… Source: My ex used to lug 50lb buckets of mud up 3 flights of stairs several times a day…

Only in the (very) public toilets.

Use a sharpie to make the glasses match, give it back and tell him it’s his new daughter? 😉