*Surely, you’re joking."

“I’m dead serious. And don’t call me Shirley.”

Does the rule of nines really apply for amounts this high? Just call it 180k ffs.

When someone spackles the woman with a pint of jizz, it’s disgusting. My immediate thought is what medical condition do they have? The average amount is 10cc, or a bit more than a dribble.

We could eliminate the national debt by charging people money for a crack at him.