This guy gets it
swab148
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Joined 3 years ago
Cake day: September 6th, 2023
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Who is she?
This is the most relatable one yet
It’s grey, she just likes the color
Well, maybe once my dreams come true, I can report back to you
Like a mouthful of worn pantyhose that has done an office shift and then inhale through the nose
How’d you find my diary?
swab148@startrek.websiteto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•The spirit is willing but the body is weakEnglish
3·4 months agoFantastic! I’d been resorting to bloodletting with mine, a pill that reduces the reaction I get from just looking at my Aliexpress LLF™ would be a lifesaver, and reduce the scarring!
I knew I shouldn’t have taken that pill from the sketchy dude with cool glasses!
swab148@startrek.websiteto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Taste great but so sticky and messy. I usually put a towel under themEnglish
4·6 months agoUsername does NOT check out
It’s basically just, he mispronounces “me” as “may” at the end of the chorus, so the meme is “It’s Gonna Be May”