I mean, isn’t it every German’s civic duty to make efficient use of spare resources. Those krauts aren’t going to sauer themselves

the joke left everyone a little dry

Come on. You’ve never told something to someone else that someone confided in you, because you didn’t think it was a big deal (and ultimately it wasn’t)?

That’s a very tall horse to ride

Casual transphobia with the intent to damage an entire community, vs, say calling a girl a penis in playground insult competition are complete worlds apart

I don’t like the guy, but cmon - judge people on how they actively vote for/against your rights, and less on their careless remarks, lest you make a needless enemy out of a potential friend to your cause

That being said, his voting record raises some questionmarks, so hey

Chalmers: May I see it?

Lets build a bridge out of her!

I just had a nice homemade sponge cake covered in fruit. It was delicious!

I had a dream where I was back in school and when I woke up the sheer dread of knowing that I hadn’t done my homework and Mr Mowlin was going to yell at me, and…

Then it hit me that I was an adult and hadn’t been to school in decades, and it was genuinely the best feeling ever

Mine comes every night to take mine off, but she just cant do it. First she tried with her left hand, and then with her right…

Brilliant!

I will not make alliances with those more powerful than myself. Such a person would only double-cross me in my moment of glory. I will make alliances with those less powerful than myself. I will then double-cross them in their moment of glory.

Also I’m pretty sure this is day 1 of MBA training

“Checkpoint, papers please. Yes, I see that you’re holding two nukes but I’m more than prepared to go down if you both go down with me.”
*officer gets shot*

Why’s the guy riding the motorbike got his gun out? What kind of power does he think he wields compared to the sorcerer behind him casually levitating nukes?

sacrificial goat stew

Because I’ve lost control of my ninja turtles

No, naughty! Bad!
*waves finger aggressively*

Scroll down, check the 3 star reviews and the 1 star reviews. Ignore the offtopic ones about delivery. Check the dates to see if recent.

Anarres