this is the sort of thing that looks so easy and then i give it a go and an extremely scuffed dickbutt happens instead.

thats the joke

this one is better. i wish we could include that they for no reason jumped on the tracks before jumping off the tracks and then shooting for no reason

i found the answer

it gets awkward fast wen you say to someone you just met online “hey, i love your pp” or “hey, i noticed you have a cool pp”

true

you got any sources on any of this? what do you mean by “speed” anyway?

sick font

i get this explanation and mostly agree, even though it uses the word “download” right in the pop up.

i was on reddit everyday for years and ive never seen this image. how do you know its not a real situation, and why are you mad about it?

i know its not much, but i can make a perfect one.

let me have this.

today?? easy 9

im of that age, what would that even help with?

not what she said at all

this sums up how i feel about this absolute babe