It’s the Fascinating Whale Facts! parts of Moby Dick

Aerolord.

I just realized we will probably have aerolords in a couple decades. I should invest in clean air and stockpile it. Maybe it’s my chance to be a lord. I’m going to need a compound, barbed wire, and machineguns too. Shit, it’s a lot of work being a lord. I think I’ll just pay for an air subscription.

I had to check up Jesus nut, and learned that’s what it’s called because it’s the one you pray will hold because if it don’t you crash. Hahaha

5/5 god tier bullying!

“Yes I had a question about tonight’s bukkake, I am allergic to cum, do you have a vegan alternative?”

Let me tell you, I was involved in organizing gangbangs in a major city, this was not once a thing.

Review trolling is a subtle art that should be financed with government grants.

Bullying 1/5 is nice tho.

Very weird take, considering JFK was one of the best presidents the US ever had.

There is an actual zero percentage chance this is real.

I’m binym myself.

And what is up with airplane food?!

“What if I pretend like people are saying something stupid and then cleverly refute it? Yes, that will make an excellent meme.”

Yeah the $ prefix and millions/billions throws me off sometimes when I USA.

Pretty damn sure you can say bukkake on here in an image.

The original comment said bog brother. I spent minutes on this image, MINUTES, I will not have it tarnished by edits.

Goggles? Shower cap? TISSUES???

What kind of podunk bukkake is this?! No wonder no one showed up.

The thing is, as long as money rules the planet, everyone’s morality has a price. I think that’s what the thing about Judas meant to convey. Or Jesus fucking shit up in the temple, for that matter.

I am a hardcore idealist. Would I help google for $100000K? No. Would I do it for a million? Uh. Would I do it for ten million? Yes. I can’t justify that other than saying that I would be able to do some extreme good for humanity with that money, start schools, bring people out of poverty, help research eco-friendly fuels, grant scholarships…

But the problem will always remain- the people who have the money to grant me ten million will ultimately have the power to influence others to commit immoral acts, because that’s the power of money, and as long as money rules our societies, it means that those with the most money in the world will effectively be in power of the world, which is exactly what we see.

I’m stating the obvious, I suppose, but it seems we are all so deep into the cult of capitalism that we take it for granted and don’t remind ourselves enough that the economic system that has usurped our democracies worldwide lies at the deepest core of our problems as a civilization, and they will not go away until we get rid of it and replace it with something far more equitable.

We need revolution.

This is now a timeshare thread.

Babies buy Labubus with candy. You heard it here first, folks!

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