Midnight Wolf
Hello! Some info about me is up on my website: https://wreckedcarzz.com/
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That’s why you arrive in a stolen car and leave the keys in it. You get the joyride, they do the time.
Midnight Wolf@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Me trying to come up with insultsEnglish
5·4 days agoWell that’s just unrealistic
“but now it’s 0.2mm thinner!”
“but now it has just one USB port!”
“but now we stole Windows Aero!”
“but now we replaced the keyboard with a clickwheel!”
Midnight Wolf@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Me trying to come up with insultsEnglish
13·4 days agoYeah, like lmao wtf was that? I’d be in stitches laughing
The dude who draws the guy with a tie pointed upwards? That’s literally all I know regarding him. I see a ton of people happy that he’s dead but absolutely no idea why. Even the couple of links here don’t shed any light on the details of ‘why’.
I mean, as an actual disabled person… By just like, backing up to it?
There are a few comments about this and I’m like, yeah it’s stupid as fuck, but that’s not even what they are pointing out, it’s like they can’t grasp the concept of a wheelchair backing up. I don’t want to be around when they pull into a parking spot and then can’t drive forward out of it…
And while I agree that this seems more nefarious than anything, you (everyone in this thread) GREATLY overestimates the brainpower that goes into actual accessibility ‘features’. Put escalators front and center, but I have to take the service elevator? Put 1,000 hotel rooms, but only 5 are made for accessibility? Your store has a wheelchair ramp, all the fuck at the end of the building near the loading docks? Your store has electric carts, but not enough for all your disabled customers. You don’t have enough employees to help me load my purchase, so I have to hurt myself. Shit, even paving walkways, in fucking modular concrete squares, suck ass: when (not if) the front wheels get stuck, especially if I’m being pushed, my ass gets launched.
It sucks ass being disabled, but god damn it’s like the dumbest people get assigned to accessibility planning.
‘turbo shitting, oh yeah’
Midnight Wolf@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Has happened to me a few timesEnglish
2·6 days agoWeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-
Midnight Wolf@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Has happened to me a few timesEnglish
2·6 days ago135 through a school zone it is, then!
So basically, if I include food with sex, it’s a calorie positive activity, and none of that applies.
I need to open a pizza shop, this is going to get expensive fast otherwise. Now, who wants some meat-lovers? Extra large, of course 😏
Promise? 🥺👉👈
Even better? Gayness 😎
The struggle just makes it hotter
Yeah! Like 69, and 420.
I’ll take 1/2 sex, please 🎟️
“I’m on my way, I’m on my way, I’m on my way to eat your
skinscalp”

Me, a super ultra mega gay: my time has come, try me thot