heartbreaker@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agoThere are no accidentssh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square18linkfedilinkarrow-up1352arrow-down112
arrow-up1340arrow-down1imageThere are no accidentssh.itjust.worksheartbreaker@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square18linkfedilink
minus-squareGreenBeanMachine@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoI don’t think i have ever farted accidentally. How old are you? I know it happens with age, we all saw Trump shit himself.
minus-squareHossenfeffer@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoI’m old. Sometimes you stand up and one just toots out of its own volition. Or when you sit down. Or stay standing up. Or sitting down. What I’m saying is grab the air freshener, the train’s a’coming!
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months ago… not everyone regularly consumes as much fiber as a ‘greenbeanmachine’, lol.
I don’t think i have ever farted accidentally. How old are you? I know it happens with age, we all saw Trump shit himself.
I’m old. Sometimes you stand up and one just toots out of its own volition. Or when you sit down. Or stay standing up. Or sitting down. What I’m saying is grab the air freshener, the train’s a’coming!
… not everyone regularly consumes as much fiber as a ‘greenbeanmachine’, lol.