Do you think he likes furries because they also wear diapers?

  • DagwoodIII@piefed.social
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    5 days ago

    I remember reading that in WW2 they gave a group the job of selecting the random names to be used in military operations.

    One rule was not to pick anything silly, because they didn’t want the soldiers’ families to have to learn their son died in Operation Hula Dancer or Operation Party Hat.

    Apparently, that rule no longer applies.

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      3 days ago

      No, no, you don’t get it. These people are still stuck in 2007 when the word “epic” was still a cool thing to say.

      Or maybe I’m getting that confused with being in middle school, because that’s what I was at the time…

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      5 days ago

      that’s it! we need to take over that group. I want to see the next three Operations to have at least the gravitas and dignity of Operation Pony Dancer, Operation Turd Whiffles, and Operation Sploosh McGoosh.

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      4 days ago

      I personally suggested “Operation Appease Whiny Cheeto” to the JCA, but that didn’t get approved for unknown reasons

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    5 days ago

    “Operation Epic Furry” does sound like a legit name for a wild post-con dance party. That’s a freebie for the anthro community.

    Also leave the furries alone! Most of them seem to be way above average intellect. I wish they’d take over world governments.

    • TheLamb@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      17 hours ago

      You’re so right about them being smart. A lot of them are really really intellectual and study oriented which is something really important in this day and age! OwO

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      3 days ago

      Some of the smartest people I’ve met are furries. So many Software Engineers and IT furs. Also met some who are government contractors so you’re not far off lol X3