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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 28 days ago

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Foot In The Door

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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 28 days ago

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I’m going to need to see a business plan when it comes to selling crack.
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  Buy as much coçaine as you can
  
  Stir up with baking soda
  
  Put in the oven @450 for 30 minutes
  
  Taste for donéness (add sugar if you like)
  
  Sell whatever is left from you 3 day crack binge with a healthy profit margin
  
  ??? ⁷. Repeat
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    I’m autistic, so I’m going to need specifics on that cocaine to baking soda ratio
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      3:1 and slowly add heat to get your cookies

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