phudgins@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agoGetting older is so much funlemmy.worldimagemessage-square20linkfedilinkarrow-up1568arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up1566arrow-down1imageGetting older is so much funlemmy.worldphudgins@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square20linkfedilinkfile-text
Image of skeleton lifting a barbell on the shoulders, overlaid with text: My body is a MACHINE That Doesn’t work Very good
minus-squareTouchMacaque@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·1 day agoThe trick is to be easily forgotten, that way no one will remember me until they find my very own shroud of cum long after I’m dead
minus-squareMelodiousFunk@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 day agoIt’s gonna take more than two to hold the shape for a couple thousand years.
minus-squareCapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 day agoThe second cummings of Christ. Fixed it. Thanks.
The trick is to be easily forgotten, that way no one will remember me until they find my very own shroud of cum long after I’m dead
The second cumming of Christ?
It’s gonna take more than two to hold the shape for a couple thousand years.
The second cummings of Christ.
Fixed it. Thanks.