Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 days agodonglemmy.worldimagemessage-square205linkfedilinkarrow-up1722arrow-down121
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minus-squareblargh513@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 days agopeep if it is cold outside pork sword when it’s sexy time. As in “I’m going to thrust my throbbing pork sword deep into the gooey inside of your ham wallet”. The ladies fucking LOVE it. I know, I have had oh-so-many women. Why are y’all laughing?
minus-squareTigeroovy@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 days agoI prefer to call it a squish mitten.
What about Peen?
peep if it is cold outside
pork sword when it’s sexy time. As in “I’m going to thrust my throbbing pork sword deep into the gooey inside of your ham wallet”.
The ladies fucking LOVE it. I know, I have had oh-so-many women.
Why are y’all laughing?
I prefer to call it a squish mitten.
So did the Bloodhound Gang.