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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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    Rain happens without thunder all the time tho

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      Are you gonna argue with a pants shitter?

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        I’m gonna make eye contact and shit louder, with DETERMINATION

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          Gotta establish dominance.

          • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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            Re-establish, you mean

        • sbv@sh.itjust.works
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          Ohh no, you don’t want to start a shit off!

          • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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            Shit up or shit out

        • fartographer@lemmy.world
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          with DETERMINATION

          “I HAVE DETERMINED THAT THERE’S SHIT IN MY PANTS!”
          -pats approvingly-

        • FreshLight@sh.itjust.works
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          All I see is two pants shitters

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        If you don’t argue with pant shitters then who do you argue with??

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      Look at this guy, calling bullshit on Fleetwood Mac

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        Hey now, Fleetwood Mac said thunder only happens when it’s raining. That means it can rain without thunder, but can’t thunder without rain.

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          I concede and withdraw my prior point.

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      I also frequently piss without shitting myself, yet here we are.

      • Don't forget to stay hydrated.🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉@sh.itjust.works
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        I also sometimes piss without shitting myself.

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          Why?

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            Incontinence.

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              What do you do when you’re at sea?

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        But do you ever shit without pissing? Maybe that’s what Fleetwood Mac meant?

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          Fridays I’ve got traffic on my mind?

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      Not for the guy at the urinal next to you

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