That is such a cursed combination of words. She climbed into my credit card holders metal loop while I was answering a Teams message and got stuck. Only started backing out voluntarily when I lubed her up. She’s all right now, there was only a slight hint of a dent about 5 minutes later and it’s all gone by now.

This is a shitpost because I realize that this situation is fertile grounds for puns and innuendos. Go ahead.

  • python@lemmy.worldOP
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    2 months ago

    Oh you’d be surprised, snakes are notoriously derpy. Mine especially loves climbing as high as she can at night and falling down with a loud thump 🥲

    • Ex Nummis@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      Can confirm! My hognose likes throwing stones off his ledge, too. The first time we heard a muffled thunk thunk we had no idea where the sound was coming from.

      Then again, even among snakes, hognoses are derp champions.

      • python@lemmy.worldOP
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        2 months ago

        Totally, no one matches hognoses in derpyness! They’re allowed to be derpy because of their cute faces though haha

        Also, snake tax? 👀