I encourage y’all to be quite militant about this. “Greenland? Ahem, I think you meant Epstein Land.”
Cf. https://www.der-postillon.com/2026/01/groenland-trump.html (German) and https://speld.nl/2026/01/08/denemarken-verandert-naam-groenland-in-epstein-island-zodat-trump-erover-ophoudt/ (Dutch).
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De Speld and Der Postillon might actually win the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize.