I encourage y’all to be quite militant about this. “Greenland? Ahem, I think you meant Epstein Land.”
Cf. https://www.der-postillon.com/2026/01/groenland-trump.html (German) and https://speld.nl/2026/01/08/denemarken-verandert-naam-groenland-in-epstein-island-zodat-trump-erover-ophoudt/ (Dutch).
Just don’t leave Epsteinland alone in the care of USA’s goverment officials or it might suddenly get depressed while every Starlink satellite monitoring the area are malfunctioning.