I encourage y’all to be quite militant about this. “Greenland? Ahem, I think you meant Epstein Land.”
Cf. https://www.der-postillon.com/2026/01/groenland-trump.html (German) and https://speld.nl/2026/01/08/denemarken-verandert-naam-groenland-in-epstein-island-zodat-trump-erover-ophoudt/ (Dutch).
You do realize they killed Epstein, right?
Yeah, but if you rename Greenland to Epstien Island, suddenly the US has never been there, is uninterested in it, and doesn’t have any knowledge of it. On the other hand they might just react it entirely.
More reason to commemorate him, no?