I encourage y’all to be quite militant about this. “Greenland? Ahem, I think you meant Epstein Land.”
Cf. https://www.der-postillon.com/2026/01/groenland-trump.html (German) and https://speld.nl/2026/01/08/denemarken-verandert-naam-groenland-in-epstein-island-zodat-trump-erover-ophoudt/ (Dutch).


True
I’m betting that part of trump’s fascination with Greenland is because of the mercator projection.
While possibly true, the fascination is Putin’s, he’s just following orders. Putin has wanted Venezuela and greenland for a long time.