BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agoNothing is funnier than The Onion taking over Infowars and making rainbow merchandise.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square70linkfedilinkarrow-up1858arrow-down18
arrow-up1850arrow-down1imageNothing is funnier than The Onion taking over Infowars and making rainbow merchandise.lemmy.worldBonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square70linkfedilink
minus-squaretektite@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 days agoOh yeah? Well, that woman hasn’t gone running since 1977! And she uses [Brand] so her wash colors don’t run! How dare you put those sick ideas in her child’s mind! And in a Panda Express, no less. Pandas don’t run either! Is nowhere safe??
minus-squareSaprophyte@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoI would never disrespect the panda. I was there to worship at the altar of orange chicken. It is a holy place for me.
Oh yeah? Well, that woman hasn’t gone running since 1977! And she uses [Brand] so her wash colors don’t run! How dare you put those sick ideas in her child’s mind! And in a Panda Express, no less. Pandas don’t run either! Is nowhere safe??
I would never disrespect the panda. I was there to worship at the altar of orange chicken. It is a holy place for me.