Baths are fucking awesome though.

The only 3 arguments I’ve ever heard otherwise are:

• Baths are for girls and gays

Already a nonstarter if I don’t care about fitting into your fragile idea of masculinity

• You just can’t get clean sitting in a tub of dirty water

You’re supposed to shower first. Baths are about relaxation, not cleanliness.

• They’re a huge waste of water

This is a fair and valid argument, but if you limit it to be a special treat once in a while, then it’s really not that bad