Yeah, this is coming, whether you like it or not. Anyone opposed is just regressive and afraid of trying new things and learning new tools. Probably shitty player anyway and scared they won’t be able win matches anymore with their mediocre skills in this new world of siege-powered footie.
Games evolve over time. Get with it or get behind.
Yeah, this is coming, whether you like it or not. Anyone opposed is just regressive and afraid of trying new things and learning new tools. Probably shitty player anyway and scared they won’t be able win matches anymore with their mediocre skills in this new world of siege-powered footie.
Siege powered chestie
You need to think bigger if you want to keep up. Put Siege™®© into EVERYTHING!
Better idea yet, just carry the ball in your hand, much easier and can be done by one person…
Streamlining the game, I like it!
Could mean great savings for team owners. Now they only have to pay one player.
We should also give both players cars, more efficient than running.
I’ll call that Auto Polo
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auto_polo
Or bumper cars for a good time with friends - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whirlyball
Detroit add lions to their defense. Denver rushes while mounted. Chicago doubles down on drafting large, hirsute men for their team.
I had to look up that word:
Cool!
Dallas: YEEHAW!!
Bring back the Oilers!
But they don’t allow siege cannons and mortars in stadiums :(
Those damn woke are taking our guns away, it is not even modern football without artillery.
They’re overrated anyway. The true art of siegecraft will always be in the earthworks.
Yet*
Someone’s gonna do this and make the game evolve by making them add a new rule.
you have exactly 10 seconds to leave the field at the nearest point of exit (the sidelines)