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minus-squarevrek@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9arrow-down1·21 hours agoI don’t need condoms if I only use my left foot. Sex health tip for everyone : use a condom if you use penis or vagina but with a left foot in her ass no one can get pregnant…
minus-squareManticore@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·20 hours agoAccidentally used my right foot, now a father of five
minus-squareGripenGal@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·19 hours agoCondoms prevent more things than pregnancy…
minus-squarevrek@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·18 hours agoAnd which of those can be transferred via a left foot in a asshole?
minus-squarerestingOface@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·14 hours agoAlready have that. At this point, I’m more concerned about athlete’s ass.
minus-squarevrek@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·16 hours agoOk, that one is probably true
minus-squarethespcicifcocean@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·14 hours agoJust be sure to wear a flip flop and you’ll probably be fine
minus-squarevrek@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·14 hours agoOf all shoe styles… Flip flops are probably the least safe…
minus-squarevrek@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-220 hours agoI can do the thing where you put your hands together but then wiggle your middle fingers… Where does that puy me?
minus-squarevrek@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·20 hours agoDisqualified from causing pregnancy… WIN!!!
With enough lube… And condoms
I don’t need condoms if I only use my left foot.
Sex health tip for everyone : use a condom if you use penis or vagina but with a left foot in her ass no one can get pregnant…
Accidentally used my right foot, now a father of five
Condoms prevent more things than pregnancy…
And which of those can be transferred via a left foot in a asshole?
athlete’s foot.
Already have that. At this point, I’m more concerned about athlete’s ass.
Ok, that one is probably true
Just be sure to wear a flip flop and you’ll probably be fine
Of all shoe styles… Flip flops are probably the least safe…
depends on how flexible you are.
I can do the thing where you put your hands together but then wiggle your middle fingers… Where does that puy me?
oooooh sorry that disqualifies you
Disqualified from causing pregnancy… WIN!!!