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minus-squareWashedupcynic@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·2 days agoBaby is born Doctor: How did you like your free 9 month trial of life? Baby: What do you mean free trial? Doctor: It costs money to live. Baby: Frantically tries to climb back into the womb.
minus-squarejubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down1·2 days agoThat’s pretty much my littlest one. He got forced out into the world and he’s been pissed about it ever since.
Baby is born
Doctor: How did you like your free 9 month trial of life?
Baby: What do you mean free trial?
Doctor: It costs money to live.
Baby: Frantically tries to climb back into the womb.
That’s pretty much my littlest one. He got forced out into the world and he’s been pissed about it ever since.