• FinjaminPoach@lemmy.worldOP
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    2 days ago

    Look, lady, whatever you’re selling, I ain’t buying, yo.

    Well, my name is Skyler White, yo.

    My husband is Walter White, yo.

    Uh, huh.

    He told me everything.

    Seriously?

    That’s right.

    And just so you know… My brother-in-law is a DEA agent. And I will not hesitate to call him. Not if I have to.

    Understood?

    This is your one and only warning. Do not sell marijuana to my husband.

    Okay.

    I mean it.Don’t call our house again. You stay away from him, or you’ll be one sorry individual. You got me?

    I think so, yeah.

    No more marijuana.

    I can dig it.

    You can dig it.Wonderful. Not that it’s any of my business, but you might wanna consider a different line of work.

    Okay.