“chat i have arrived please text my close ones for me as I cannot bother to do so myself”
“OMG Yes!!! Welcome to <town> bestie 🤩🤩🤩. I’m so excited that you’re finally here. 🎉 See, I told you everything would be fine. Airline travel is an HIGHLY regulated and statistically safe way of travel. I’m going to start texting about your arrival to your spouses, bosses and mistresses in <town> to let them know. Good luck on the disembarkation, don’t forget to text me IMMEDIATELY when you get off! ✈️”
“chat i have arrived please text my close ones for me as I cannot bother to do so myself”
“OMG Yes!!! Welcome to <town> bestie 🤩🤩🤩. I’m so excited that you’re finally here. 🎉 See, I told you everything would be fine. Airline travel is an HIGHLY regulated and statistically safe way of travel. I’m going to start texting about your arrival to your spouses, bosses and mistresses in <town> to let them know. Good luck on the disembarkation, don’t forget to text me IMMEDIATELY when you get off! ✈️”