Imagine the fucking train network we could have had!

Who amongst us hasn’t woken up hangry and done some light genociding before breakfast

For a limited time only, Rockstar will honour you with an instant 5-star wanted level IRL if you headshot the CEO of Flock Safety.

As a citizen of Denmark, I’m unfortunately not eligible.

You’re not my supervisor!

Like a streamer who ragequits 90 seconds into his first game because he’s not immediately goated at it

Trolls are an important part of the social ecosystem

Grams-only recipe or no deal. Liquids, dry ingredient, all in grams.

Except eggs, they get a pass.

Go to casino and put it all on black.

No, red.

No, no, black! Yeah, black…

Sub-reddit?

That’s a hard thing to swallow

“Here’s ads, misleading ai slop we generated from stolen content, and forty links to AI generated content that’s probably even worse. You might find something human on page 7 of the results. Oops it’s a dead link lmao.”

I’m sober now, I don’t smoke, I avoid sugar and only drink two coffees a day. Now I can’t even enjoy the internet. Just a whole lotta nothing to take the edge off

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Shartpost

You seem pedantic

Me and my cat are like this with my office chair. I warm it for her, she keeps it warm when I go to make coffee or take a break

It’s a different sort of warmth.

Reddit gold was the beginning of the end. I’ve seen the cycle before on older forums

Funny, I want a boywife in my kitchen!

As someone who often comes on too strong in the whole friendship thing I recently met someone who is that x10 and I understand how jarring it can be to have a friend who is rather extra.

Unlimited amounts of an audience for everyone 🙃