Legend! Don’t mind me, the shorts are perfect for the look. A crop top would take it to the next level.

I haven’t seen one in a while, but I’ll try to catch a pic next time I do.

Hi from Australia, where free public barbecues have been around for decades and that doesn’t happen. Maybe you just live in a country full of arseholes.

It helped me with understanding, but not with caring.

And those shorts desecrate the corpse.

It’s a multi-generational team at this point. I find their eggs whenever I clean the tops of my cupboards. I see baby ones occasionally. They’re about 15mm from nose to tail, and soooo cute.

I have a team of geckos keeping the bugs down in my place. I love their happy chirps.

There’s no speed bumps on that track, though.

I could watch kids falling off bikes all day.

Around here we call that ‘scraping mud’.

Australia doesn’t get a shot? C’mon! We’ve been vassaling as much as anyone.

It always pays to check.

Yep, or ‘darl’ (short for darling). It’s the middle aged woman version of ‘mate’.

I get the feeling he kisses himself on the lips in mirrors a lot.

Kick that stool out from under him and see how fit he is for survival.

I reckon I’ll be able to manage that.

His Hot Ones interview was pretty wholesome, too.

Looks can be deceiving. Everything I’ve seen about him makes him out to be one of the sweetest human beings alive. I won’t hear a word against him, despite having no interest in his music.

SCIENCE!

Sadly, not being a dumbass is beyond some people’s capabilities. I don’t know how some people put on their pants without falling flat on their dumb faces.