Don’t forget the nitrates.

“That’s a surprisingly confident take.”

They used to put all that stuff in the manual because there wasn’t room on the cartridge.

“I can make more babies. I don’t know how to make RAM.”

Username checks out.

You can always rely on gravity, and NOTHING ELSE!

Could be worse.

Not to mention how many of them are obese.

You don’t say? You’d never guess that from the name. ;)

I’m sure you have the means to explain what mean means.

Thereby ensuring he’s gonna get a nerverending torrent of this shit.

Our diversity is our strength.

Nah, that’s her skirt.

Surely that’s more of an Easter gift?

At least one person didn’t miss him.