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He’s 3 and a half

Jewish kids get a bar/bat mitzvah, Italian-(American) kids learn and make their own sauce.

And each person has their own unique take on it, so no two people’s sauces are quite alike. Finding out who was cooking dinner at a gathering is fun that way.

Richard Scarry coded

Either engagement bait or cropping out some cheesy instagram tag, most likely.

Those sunflower seeds contain the souls of his enemies, and he is ever hungry.

Still, he’s got nothing on Oxnard.

Caffeine is a real drug, I swear! 😠😤

Stardew Valley (and its many farm sim clones), Slime Rancher, Balatro, and Chicory: A Colorful Tale are just a few off top of my head. I can delve into my games libraries and list a bunch more lol

Edit: From my Steam library alone, mostly what I’ve played lately:

• Hello Kitty Island Adventure

• Power Wash Simulator

• Unbox the Room

• Wanderstop

And my Switch library:

• Moonstone Island

• both “Mario + Rabbids” games (puzzle/strategy)

• Ooblets

• Animal Crossing

• Sun Haven

• Cattails: Wildwood Story

• Sprout Valley

• Yonder: The Cloud Catcher Chronicles

• Calico

• The Ace Attorney Trilogy

There’s more in my Steam library that probably fit the bill but I haven’t fully played them yet. All of the above have minimal real time combat/platforming or accessibility options to mitigate it. All can also be played at your own pace, as well :)

Further edit: almost forgot my epic library too!

• Bear and Breakfast

• Toem

• Garden Story

Join us in the world of cozy/puzzle games, where quick time events can go to die and you don’t have to treat a game like a full time job to be good at it 😄

Decompressing so you don’t burn out is getting something done, even if it doesn’t feel like it.

My soul loves coffee. My stomach demands I can only drink tea 😭 chai lattes are pretty fire though

Then 25% is gone by the time the snack platter is put together lmao

What about MLA style pizza?

Why is this NSFW?

Panettone has no right to be so delicious.

It’s like fruitcake, but good. I miss it now lol

Mentioning Taylor Swift is woke 😤 I won’t engage with this librul nonsense come back when you can show your an alpha mail

Don’t apologize, on Lemmy there were like six people who posted enough to keep this place alive.

With you, there are now seven.

Not smoking cigarettes from the age of 7 will have that effect

This has gotten so weirdly meta on the fediverse lmao

It’s not that deep my peeps. Sometimes nerds are gonna nerd and sometimes “normies” (cringed as I typed that) wanna bitch about the hostility of corpo hell. Both are valid, and both can be annoying ¯\(ツ)/¯