Dick Cheese Charcuterie is the name of my garrage band.

It’s so weird, I’ve tried various shampoos and conditioners of every type and my hair just seems happiest with the cheapest shampoo I can find with absolutely no conditioner. With anything else I wind up with horible dandruff, hair which gets greasy within 6 hours of taking a shower, or hair which dries out so bad it looks like I got the worlds shittiest perm. But as long as I use some cheap ass generic mens shampoo that’s scented like a verb then my hair is fine.

Has she considered upgrading to being unemployed. Or maybe becomming something at least slightly more morally sound like a prison guard or an ice agent.

And the environment!