No. You still need to get stung in your mouth or throat, and that’s venom. You can eat bees til the cows come home. I wouldn’t eat the purse though.

He’s a poet and he doesn’t know it.

You know that ‘access to the sum of all knowledge’?

Maybe you could use that and learn that not everyone gets them and it’s by no means a universal experience. Even people who do have them may not ever notice them due to the size, so by definition will be impossible to miss for some people.

You could also read sites on how not to be irrationally angry while you’re at it.

Apt should be destroyed and never spoken of again. Heinous.

I mean, from my own experience, my wage has increased 32% in 5-6 years, including those 1.5% merit raises, cost of living raises, and raises through our bonus system, which is above the overall inflation rate for that period. I’m aware my employer is pretty good in that regard, and we do have a union.

Chinese starter buffet. Prawn toast, squid ring, noodles, sweet and sour sauce, beef of some sort.

Jister Jooo-urns

Jundress

Jiquid

Jolid

Jas

Jlay

Jaffairs

Is that a lot of butter? I don’t eat pancakes like this. Seems like as much as I might put on them if I was doing butter and strawberry jam on each one.

Also, do you just tackle those with a fork and no knife?

You don’t need to describe his face. You need to recall it 20 seconds later and point to him.

Nobody thought to point to this Dmitri?

‘I want to complain about Dmitri.’

‘Who is Dimitri?’

‘Oh, he’s somewhere over there. I can’t recall his face from when he annoyed me 20 seconds ago.’

It’s tractors and some guy regularly riding a horse and cart round my way.

At least one of those two people either side of the tiny car parked like an asshole, unless they parked in order from front to back.

Shakespeare had a banger.

“I was going to challenge you to a battle of wits but I see you are unarmed.”

I also like.

“I could agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.”

Few Kids on the Block

Missive Attack

Why use many word when few word do

Although that’s true, changing or adding one letter in GG Allin certainly won’t get you to Poo Fighters.

GG Ballin.

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