ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3か月前Give me some good oneslemmy.worldimagemessage-square146linkfedilinkarrow-up1949arrow-down112
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minus-squareDiddlydee@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up138·3か月前Shakespeare had a banger. “I was going to challenge you to a battle of wits but I see you are unarmed.” I also like. “I could agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.”
minus-squareTrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up64·3か月前“I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.” A former co-worker got me with this one many years ago. I laughed out loud. I’ve never forgotten it.
minus-squareCentipedeFarrier@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·3か月前Got in a literal fistfight in middle school using that first one. Pretty sure they didn’t understand it, and lashed out from ignorance.
minus-squareCentipedeFarrier@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·3か月前Not technically, but they got expelled for it, so yes.
minus-squareMatt The Horwood@lemmy.horwood.cloudlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·3か月前I have a cup with the last line on it
Shakespeare had a banger.
“I was going to challenge you to a battle of wits but I see you are unarmed.”
I also like.
“I could agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.”
“I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong.”
A former co-worker got me with this one many years ago. I laughed out loud. I’ve never forgotten it.
Got in a literal fistfight in middle school using that first one. Pretty sure they didn’t understand it, and lashed out from ignorance.
Did you win?
Not technically, but they got expelled for it, so yes.
A duel with fists is still a duel
I have a cup with the last line on it