Final Remix

Mine fucking resets every few months… it just decides I need to re-up the “I understand I’ll go deaf” notification while I’m in the middle of a drive.

Also, you call the driver a bitch after magdumping into her face, then block EMTs from getting to her afterward.

Hijacking the first six pages or so of google image search results?

Voice like gravel.in a rock crusher. But not in a fun Tom Waits way.

Quilted like that? Where the arms have beer that’s at the same level as the chest? Without sagging like a mofo because of the beer’s weight? With a regular straw that doesn’t reach? Without any residue in the vinyl above?

Here’s what it looks like, functional, holding chili.

https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/PjUEee9gfaWqVMQ9x92f4M.jpg

You’re looking at a commonly slopped image.