This made me literally lol thank you so much

Isnt that only neccassary for anal? I dont possess the bits to test that theory, but its my understanding that it is something about the sphincter that tends to be the problem. Again, second hand source here, but it is my understanding that lady bits are kinda designed to be good at evacuating things. I would think your evacuator would also be ideal, but what do i know? Im not a buttologist. But id like to be ;) (cant figure out out to do subtext)

Ohhhh, thanks :P

I was confused by the perspective

Someone goes to fist bump you and you realize your repertoire of cool fist bump moves such as “snail”, “snowman” and “turkey” has vastly expanded.

Your upper body twists 180 degrees in a flash, you are horrified but somehow the magic power of the cool S has kept you alive even after your torso has been twisted to the extreme. You look down at your butt in front of you and it dawns on you that must live the rest of your life assbackwards as a human S.

Cool S Blessing is Super Effective! Your friends and family suddenly out of the blue think “you know, I bet jballs was very cool in middle school!”.

Suddenly you find you are extremely good at keeping a coin spinning on a cafeteria table by periodically flicking it with your finger.

Grammar was hurt in making of this joke

In the 70s and 80s, Nazi groups in America were very fringe, so the comedy comes from the juxtaposition that such a wackjob extremist group would take root in somewhere as banal and Midwest as rural Illinois was viewed at the time.

Now if you’ll excuse me, Carrie Fisher is coming after me with a battle rifle, I have to drive my used Cop Car with Cop Shocks and Cop Suspension through a shopping mall

I don’t want to be too pedantic but it’s actually a milkshake. “Milkshaking” (throwing a milkshake at someone, usually as a political protest) has happened a few times in the UK to prominent political figures (usually right-wing figures). Milkshaking even has a Wikipedia page.

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